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This seemingly innocent sign is located just before the traffic lights at Central Avenue as you head up Alexander Drive out of the city.
It is followed a little further up the road by two other signs warning of the close proximity you are to some of the worlds shittiest food.
But the question is… Are you that close to MuckDonalds?
One minute up the road certainly doesn’t seem that far, until you realise that this store is actually 2.9 kilometres up the road and past three sets of traffic lights.
So what? you might ask.
Well, have you considered how fast you would have to be going to actually make it 2.9 kilometres to this store in a minute. Go on, its not that hard.
Yes. You’re right, you WOULD have to be doing 174 to get there on time
Alexander Drive is a 60 zone.
Even on a good day, you’re likely to get at least ONE red light.
Conclusion* – The advertising department at Maccas think we are all retards!
Did I mention that their food is shit?
*not a conclusion
