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Received via email (Language warning) –
Hello, my name is not important, I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Tasmania with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send “his” email, $1000?
How stupid are we?
“Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I’ll get laid by every good looking model in the magazine!”
What a load of bullshit!
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to Australia by midget pilgrims on the First Fleet.
The point being? – If you get some chain letter that’s threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.
If it’s funny, send it on. Don’t piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he’ll receive if you forward this email.
Oh, by the way:
NO COMPANY HAS ANY WAY OF TRACKING E-MAIL OUTSIDE THEIR SYSTEM – NO, NOT EVEN MICROSOFT!!!
THERE IS NO SUCH TECHNOLOGY YET!!!!!
AND IF THERE WERE, IT WOULD PROBABLY BE AGAINST THE LAW TO TRACK IT FOR PRIVACY MATTERS.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
Very valid points, here is another one. When forwarding emails like that, remove the addresses of the previous recipients, and don’t send it to everyone in your address book. Emails like this are just one more way that address harvesters obtain spam lists.
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